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If rumor has it correct, I was hatched from a leathery egg and delivered in a blanket via stork. Being somewhat ahead of my fellow classmates, I earned my Bachelor of Science degree at the age of 7 and three years later completed my doctoral studies in mycology. Otherwise, my childhood was typical with nothing outstanding.
Things began to get more interesting several years later. At the young age of twelve, I got lost in the woods while looking for mushrooms in the Pacific Northwest. I woke up with a bruise on my head to find myself face to face with a Sasquatch. We discussed politics and sports, and I lectured it on its poor hygiene. Our mutual appreciation for cryptozoology was something we both had in common, as it didn't believe I existed either prior to our chance encounter. On my departure, I promised it that I would honor our friendship by making as many unique and zany works of digital art as I possibly could - to put into physical, tangible form the numerous sketches and drawings that it had shown me with a stick in the dirt.
Thus was spawned this website, with samples of my creations to date. Take it or leave it. Be inspired or offended. The choice is yours. But I do hope you will enjoy some of what you see here, and that you will be motivated to make a purchase or two.
Disclaimer: Digital cameras and smartphones were not invented yet when the above events took place, so I have no empirical evidence for my story. You will just have to take my word for it.
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